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Post by hancocks on May 26, 2010 21:16:52 GMT
a new game called - If i knew you were coming.
like in the song they would have baked a cake but thats boring so what would you have done ?
Just put your reply next and see what answers we get.
I will start it off.
If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have -
Moved House !
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annalise
Demon poster
Oh my boy, I love my boy!
Posts: 596
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Post by annalise on May 26, 2010 23:09:32 GMT
Emigrated! i.e. ..................Emmygreyted!
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Post by hancocks on May 27, 2010 7:44:21 GMT
spat in the cake
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Post by elaine on May 27, 2010 7:48:11 GMT
I would have locked the door.
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Post by Andy on May 27, 2010 11:51:04 GMT
Thought of some real bad ones.. but as we're not censored.. I'd have launched the lifeboat
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Post by hancocks on May 27, 2010 12:37:14 GMT
I'd have bought a Gimp Mask
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Post by dodledeedle on May 27, 2010 21:12:03 GMT
I'd have s**t myself and ran a mile!!!
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Post by Mark on May 27, 2010 22:01:45 GMT
Shut the curtains, turned off the light, locked the door after pushing the dogs out in the back garden to make you think twice about coming in and wired the doorbell up to the mains!
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Post by hancocks on May 28, 2010 10:06:06 GMT
lol @ Mark
I'd have gouged my eyes out
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Post by seawolf on May 28, 2010 14:04:11 GMT
got someone to s*** on your doorstep
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helby
lucifers sidekick
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Post by helby on May 28, 2010 18:31:15 GMT
fed lamb tinned food to the dogs and waited for the farts...
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Post by judypeel on May 29, 2010 13:17:23 GMT
I'd open the door with no clothes on
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Post by julietodd22 on May 29, 2010 21:55:08 GMT
id take my glasses of and poke with a white stick (am blind without them )
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Post by dodledeedle on May 30, 2010 6:47:28 GMT
I'd have hid in the garage and pretended to be out!
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Post by hancocks on May 30, 2010 17:07:33 GMT
i'd have dug a moat and filled it with crocodiles
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Post by Mark on May 30, 2010 22:26:33 GMT
committed a serious crime so that I was safely locked up out of your way
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bernie
newbie
Homer got you home at last an settled in well
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Post by bernie on May 31, 2010 10:01:57 GMT
I would have got all the dogs ready for walkies
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Post by hancocks on May 31, 2010 23:45:50 GMT
i would have invited chris round to talk at you
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Post by dodledeedle on Jun 1, 2010 15:45:23 GMT
I'd have poked my eyes out so I couldn't see you
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helby
lucifers sidekick
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Post by helby on Jun 1, 2010 15:52:59 GMT
(with a blunt spoon - Quote: Alan Rickman - Sheiff of Nottingham 'Robin Hood Prince of Thieves')
burnt the meat on the BBQ and served you warm beer!
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