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Post by elaine on Jun 14, 2010 20:52:34 GMT
I sa this on another forum, and thought it would be interesting to see what if any of our members had done for revenge. With one of my ex's, i made him a stew with a tin of dog meat, after he demanded his meals on the table when he walked through the door. He soon stopped demanding. Another one of my ex's, who was a total p###head. He came home drunk as usual, passed out on the bed, so i painted his face in RED GLOSS PAINT, and coverd his hair in sugar, honey, and flour. We split up not longer after that. lol.
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Post by hancocks on Jun 14, 2010 21:07:44 GMT
god Elaine you are total evil , i'm not gonna cross you - lol
i hated one of my last bosses so i kept spitting in his tea & coffee , and also i used to poor any leftover drinks into a mug and microwave it and give it to the shit head , some dregs had been in the stores for a few days but im sure it added to the taste. another time i did something to the rim of his mug but i'm not saying what.
and he never complained about any drinks.
anyone fancy a cuppa on sunday.
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Post by helby on Jun 14, 2010 23:43:28 GMT
This must be the weirdest childhood memory - my big sister was living with this bloke and he was always pledging undying love and marriage one minute and then 'oh God I'd never marry' infront of his mates.
Carolyn had had enough and so whilst he was at work she got all her family (I was say 12 yrs old at the time) and we cleared the house out! Proper cleared the house out - she took hooks from the walls as well as the pictures - light bulbs outta the sockets - she left one deck chair with his TV on a crate, one fork, one knife, one spoon, one plate and one pan.
Everything gone and the keys posted back through the letter box. Now thats revenge or the best example of a 'clean break' that a big sis could've shown her kid sister!!! lol
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Post by dodledeedle on Jun 16, 2010 9:17:01 GMT
Put sugar in his motorbike petrol tank, cleaned the toilet rim with his tooth brush, and posted dog poo in a bag through the letter box. Along with a note a big shit for another big shit attched!!! Sent a letter from a "clap clinic" false one of course but gave new girlfriend a shock no doubt!! As envelope had the clinics address on it! Put laxative into a chilli not all of these were in my younger days either!!!! So can't use that as an excuse! Revenge is sweet!!!!! Oh and just remembered the worse one - back in the 80s when men had rock star big hair that was held in place by lots of hairspray..... Wait for it...... Set fire to his hair, as he said "you wouldn't dare!" (he was a total arse and pushed me to far) He was OK but had to have long hair cut short after the incident and thanks to a wet towel being thrown over his head didn't end up in hospital!!! We split up soon after.
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Post by elaine on Jun 16, 2010 12:01:48 GMT
And i thought i was evil. lol. Nothing like a woman scorned.
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Post by zoe on Jun 16, 2010 22:14:38 GMT
I don't think I've ever actually done anything cruel to an ex.... Only revenge I recall taking was against a neighbour when I was around 9 - he was a particularly nasty character and when me and my older sister were walking past his house with our dog (Captain Pugwash), I got Puggie's lead caught round my leg and fell over - the neighbour was outside showing his car off to a friend and when I fell, they both laughed - because I'd dropped the lead, Puggie went rushing over to them, tail wagging, to say hello (silly dog, he should have gone over BITING!!!) and the neighbour kicked him in the head . Puggie came back, tail between his leg and me and my sister went inside and plotted with our big brother....and the next week, several really nasty scratches appeared on his vintage car (pristine condition)...he took it and got it repainted (for probably quite a lot of money)...but as soon as he brought it back, a windscreen wiper snapped off...then a tire got a slashed...then the windscreen mysteriously cracked....I think we got that car sent back to the garage about 10 times...and cost my neighbour the price of a family cruise.... He was incredibly unpopular on the whole street, so we were never pinpointed as the culprits...but if he'd known, I bet he'd keep away from all dogs in the future!!! x
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Post by Andy on Jun 17, 2010 8:01:09 GMT
We'd parked on a car park to go shopping , when I got back to the car somebody going to football had blocked me in. We managed to bump a smaller car to make enough room to wiggle out across a kerb, took at least 10 minutes. I wrote across the offender's windscreen THANKS!. In butter.
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Post by helby on Jul 10, 2010 9:29:35 GMT
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