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Post by elaine on Aug 23, 2010 20:04:39 GMT
I know it is holiday time, and everyone is away or going away, or getting the kid's ready to go back to school, but it is so quiet on here. WHERE IS EVERYONE? It has been very quiet here at the rescue also, very few visitors the last few week's, fingers crossed things will pick up again when the kid's go back to school. So, tell us all why you have not been on recently, or if you have been away, or just come on and talk a load of rubbish, just to put a post on. ;D ;D. I will give 10 points to the person who post the best rubbish story.
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Post by Andy on Aug 24, 2010 23:08:22 GMT
Will try to get in Sunday after Henry has gone home. Stupid things I've done recently; Bumped into Mark in Morrison's, called him Dave, twice- was like a scene from Only fools and horses. Left my car at B'ham airport in multi story for 3 days- left a fridge running in it- flattened the battery - tried to bump start it on a down ramp- failed- now stranded in the middle of the exit- AA man was kind enough not to call me a twat, and asked politely 'how did it get there?' Tried watching Big Brother, again -I must be missing the point - I'd rather be castrated with a rusty knife than sit through another second of that old pony. Thought a new government might make a difference, yea right! I claim my 10 points
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Post by helby on Aug 25, 2010 10:15:26 GMT
Stupid things I've done recently; Bumped into Mark in Morrison's, called him Dave, twice- was like a scene from Only fools and horses. Go on Elaine - that deserves 10 points!!! lol Stupid things I've done: Tried making jam with blackberries - failed - then tried to bake the mush into a flan/pie and it was a disaster. (Runny - yucky mess.) Went to my Mum's house and completely forgot to restock her percriptions/tablet box for next week and had to drive back over again (Rainworth - Gedling twice in one day...dooh) Andy (not above Andy, diff one!) spent £5.99 on a lovely Tropical Oscar fish and put it in his large tank to then watch the other LARGE Oscar eat it! (Proper DOOH - and a massive telling off from me!)
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Post by elaine on Aug 25, 2010 15:16:51 GMT
You get your 10 points Andy, and you also Helen, but give your Andy a kick up the arse from me, re the fish. R.I.P little fish.
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Post by Mark on Aug 25, 2010 18:00:42 GMT
I wouldn't have minded Andy but you have known me for ages and have only met Dave once or twice - you TWAT! lol Didn't it occur to Andy that Oscars are carnivorous fish and if you introduce a new one, it needs to be the same size and to use a tank divider il they get used to each other? (TWAT 2)
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Post by helby on Aug 26, 2010 14:40:00 GMT
Andy has taken his punishment well ...and will never do it again - I promise! In his defence we have had a small golden lab fish (not dog...lol) and 4 african butterfly fish and the large Oscar never munched on them! But the 2 inch Oscar didn't really stand a chance against a 5 inch size. (Although Andy was thinking that the large Oscar woould mate with is little one! Dis-illusional TWAT...lol) The monster tank will now be left with 6 birch fish and the two established Oscars. R.I.P. little one - Sorry x
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Post by helby on Aug 27, 2010 12:00:54 GMT
Stupid things I've done: Bust my back! Swallowing Ibuprofen like smarties - and all because I was standing wrong whilst taking washing outta the washing machine! (A women work...Owch!)
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Post by hancocks on Sept 16, 2010 8:00:15 GMT
not been on for a while as been busy having a mass clear out at home. got some stuff to bring in for fundraising but you might not have a use for it all below is what i have cleared out ready.
Books Shoes Wife clothes ornaments.
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Post by elaine on Sept 16, 2010 13:44:58 GMT
PMSL. We will take it all bar one. lol.
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Post by Andy on Sept 19, 2010 22:33:44 GMT
OK Neil, I'll take the shoes, that's everything shifted then?
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Post by elaine on Sept 20, 2010 19:58:42 GMT
PMSL.
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Post by dodledeedle on Sept 20, 2010 20:49:58 GMT
Put diesel in a petrol car Shouted "El scorchio" at a Spanish police man Set fire to someones hair cause they said "you wouldn't dare..." Got on the wrong bus in America and ended up spending the whole day trying to find my way back to where we were stopping (Shawn stayed at hotel whilst I went to do some shopping) - 7 hrs later I returned - having not bought a single item!! And traveled over 200 miles! Put heat cream ralgex into my eyes Pressed the fart noise on my phone in front of vicar who came to discuss mums funeral Sang a stupid song down the phone only to realize I'd mis dialed and was singing to my boss- Neen nearly PHSL Took part in a real rodeo the mid west rodeo and felt like I'd done 10 rounds with mike
Tyson Spent 15 mins trying to get into my vauxhall I had at the time only to find out it wasn't mine the owner turned up and my identical one was parked in the next row of car park! Died my hair blonde on top of brown it turned green!!
Tyson only stayed on 62 seconds!
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Post by Jackie on Nov 1, 2010 21:43:26 GMT
I've not been here cos I never have anything to say Stupid things - walking home from work saying 'its a Christmas tree' out loud, thinking about telling my daughter what I had in a box. Didn't realise it was out loud till I'd said it twice. Couldn't remember which toothbrush was mine (I brush regularly honest!) so had to ask the kids which it was. But, Dave rang from town on Friday, forgot his pin number, didn't believe what I told him and ended up having to go to the bank to get his card unblocked. Then remembered I was right. Thats worse than mine, isn't it? I hope. ;D
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