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Post by dodledeedle on May 29, 2011 23:45:45 GMT
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Subject: FE: interview A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine.
"Have you ever worked for the public service before?"
"Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got en ugh points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.... ...but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and carry on starting at 10.00am every day."
The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know"
"What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says,
"For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks. There's no point in you coming in!
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Post by elaine on May 30, 2011 15:30:48 GMT
Hahahahahah Good one.
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Post by Andy on Jun 1, 2011 15:29:27 GMT
Very Good! Reminded me:-
3 women go for a job in a pub. Landlord says to each in turn; If you found a £20 note on the floor in the pub what would you do with it? First one says she'd put it in the charity box, second one says she'd leave it behind the bar, if nobody claimed it she'd get a round in for the staff, last one says in all honesty she'd hold on to it, if nobody claimed it she'd keep it. Which one got the job?
The one with the biggest t**s of course
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